<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620</id><updated>2011-04-21T22:17:22.654-05:00</updated><category term='Hollywood Holt'/><category term='Verizon Voyager'/><category term='LOL'/><category term='rollerblading'/><category term='Foals'/><category term='Yankees'/><category term='Joba Chamberlain'/><category term='Dolour'/><category term='Hipsters'/><category term='U.K.'/><category term='Photo'/><category term='Seattle Remix'/><category term='Shiraz Dada'/><category term='Minnesota Twins'/><category term='Oxford'/><category term='Rest Your Head'/><category term='Chicago White Sox'/><category term='handstand'/><category term='flat brim'/><category term='LG Voyager'/><category term='American Leauge'/><category term='White People Dancing'/><category term='Jesse The Jealousy'/><category term='Seattle'/><category term='Sub Pop'/><category term='The Foals'/><category term='Video Blog'/><category term='Chicago'/><category term='Dance Remix'/><category term='LiveJournal'/><category term='Work'/><category term='WTF'/><category term='Canada'/><category term='Blogs'/><category term='Foals Remix'/><category term='New Era'/><category term='American Apparel'/><category term='underwear'/><category term='Maps Atlases'/><category term='shirtless'/><category term='Joke'/><category term='New York'/><category term='snow shoes'/><category term='pitching'/><category term='Playhaus'/><category term='Gay Love'/><category term='Wish Dragon'/><category term='West Coast'/><category term='U.K. Remix'/><category term='Dos Butt'/><category term='Erin Elders'/><category term='Underage'/><category term='White People'/><category term='Lint Roller'/><category term='Murder Club'/><category term='Blogspot'/><category term='Spoon'/><category term='U.K. Dance'/><category term='blogs are lame'/><category term='blogs are bogus'/><category term='Memorial Day'/><category term='Fugitive Records'/><category term='skate tricks'/><category term='Linx'/><category term='Baseball'/><category term='Backstock'/><category term='Suburbiac'/><category term='Italo Death Metal'/><category term='ugs'/><category term='blogs suck'/><category term='Remix'/><category term='chocolate chip cookies'/><category term='Central Division'/><category term='Wicker Park'/><category term='Dance Party'/><category term='Philadalphia'/><category term='Dance Music'/><category term='KDM'/><category term='Lava Lounge'/><category term='treated'/><category term='Goose Island'/><title type='text'>THE JEALOUSY</title><subtitle type='html'>GIVING UP IS THE WORST REVENGE.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>26</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-7133892167458206853</id><published>2008-08-27T16:30:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-27T16:33:34.584-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Brasstastic!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;amp;friendid=392976530"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/jbatesole/thebrass-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THEBRASSMUSIC&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My friend Mike's band. A really nice dude I met in whilst in Brooklyn.  I got to crash at his apartment and hang out with him and his girlfriend a bunch, rad guy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, this is his new band and I HAD to share this because its some of the most exhilarating music I've heard lately.  So many delicious influences in this sound.  The music is frenetic and the vocals are searing, its fucking awesome!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Listen to the song "Triggers" if you don't believe me, it just gets better as it goes on!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-7133892167458206853?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/7133892167458206853/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=7133892167458206853' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/7133892167458206853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/7133892167458206853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/08/brasstastic.html' title='Brasstastic!'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-8903219027745547648</id><published>2008-08-25T22:38:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T22:48:21.029-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I Live A Meaningless Life</title><content type='html'>It's no secret that I fall in love with cheesy music often, but this might take the cake.  When I first heard The Veronicas like 2 years ago I totally fell in love with them.  I mean, they are hot Australian twin sisters - I cannot be blamed.  I thought it would be a fleeting obsession since they would most certainly fall off the face of the earth.  Well apparently they are still around because they have a new album coming out.  I'm guilty of knowing this because I am MySpace friends with them. Whatever.&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, now that I've actually heard them speak it's over.  I'm horny. I'm moving to Australia ASAP.  Seee ya!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGgMRxofnUM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGgMRxofnUM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Luv u &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEHKDpyY0TM"&gt;4EVER!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-8903219027745547648?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/8903219027745547648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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BOO.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-78398866604019381?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/78398866604019381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=78398866604019381' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/78398866604019381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/78398866604019381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/08/underground-is-weird-place.html' title='The Underground is a weird place.'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-6898151880590380975</id><published>2008-07-20T23:39:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-20T23:39:48.774-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cash Ruled Everything Around Us</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="400" height="326" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-71d9a32cac1ea703" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v19.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D71d9a32cac1ea703%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331294847%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7DBF7635A9C4BF67D04CAB560D92D7BAA1F91C01.57330332C08BF9DCB89193CB8F2AF974264692F1%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D71d9a32cac1ea703%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DKbdJ6kH8YnTV530O5nLPPtDHwC4&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="400" height="326" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v19.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D71d9a32cac1ea703%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331294847%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7DBF7635A9C4BF67D04CAB560D92D7BAA1F91C01.57330332C08BF9DCB89193CB8F2AF974264692F1%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D71d9a32cac1ea703%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DKbdJ6kH8YnTV530O5nLPPtDHwC4&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;Me, Monica, Mica, Harrel and Greg bumping to Ghostface Killah and&lt;br&gt;Raekwon at Pitchfork Music Fest 2008. We had to protect our necks&lt;br&gt;because that shit was nothing to fuck with.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-6898151880590380975?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/6898151880590380975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=6898151880590380975' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/6898151880590380975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/6898151880590380975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/07/cash-ruled-everything-around-us.html' title='Cash Ruled Everything Around Us'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-4572656015125264194</id><published>2008-07-02T19:28:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-14T00:37:09.391-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This is the good stuff</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="400" height="326" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-d259d9e1cd949e6a" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v7.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dd259d9e1cd949e6a%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331294847%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7A8E020EC1F1D136CDD6C1F9374C36D0A01D6586.529DF7425EB4BED6112090A5747F1F32815886B1%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dd259d9e1cd949e6a%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DqX-RLw-6p3yCkOLLy6XOmBTcgvs&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="400" height="326" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v7.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dd259d9e1cd949e6a%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331294847%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7A8E020EC1F1D136CDD6C1F9374C36D0A01D6586.529DF7425EB4BED6112090A5747F1F32815886B1%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dd259d9e1cd949e6a%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DqX-RLw-6p3yCkOLLy6XOmBTcgvs&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's nothing like being at a party so comfortable that you see&lt;br /&gt;shit like this, all in good fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would never jump in, however. Being shirtless is not my thing.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-4572656015125264194?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/4572656015125264194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=4572656015125264194' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/4572656015125264194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/4572656015125264194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/07/this-is-good-stuff.html' title='This is the good stuff'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-2896629693942453252</id><published>2008-06-26T21:50:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-14T00:36:35.118-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Song of the Moment</title><content type='html'>HOW COME I HADN'T HEARD ABOUT THIS SONG UNTIL LAST WEEK?!&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah, because I'm not black.&lt;br /&gt;BUT SERIOUSLY, WHY HASN'T EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HEARD THIS SONG?&lt;br /&gt;I love the earnestness in their voices, so sincere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="80" width="300"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://media.imeem.com/m/g1ijxk_ue-/aus=false/"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://media.imeem.com/m/g1ijxk_ue-/aus=false/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="110" width="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imeem.com/people/TnZkVv/music/pY5KJmi-/riskay_feat_aviance_real_smell_yo_dick/"&gt;Smell Yo Dick - Riskay feat. Aviance &amp;amp; Real&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-2896629693942453252?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/2896629693942453252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=2896629693942453252' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/2896629693942453252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/2896629693942453252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/06/song-of-moment_26.html' title='Song of the Moment'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-3434880376327043875</id><published>2008-06-26T21:34:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T21:47:53.319-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Canada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogs are bogus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogs suck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='underwear'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snow shoes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Linx'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogs are lame'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LOL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chocolate chip cookies'/><title type='text'>I'm Already Over Blogs...</title><content type='html'>I started this blog like a month ago and have managed to update it like 10 times, and I'm already over it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First of all, paying this blog the attention it deserves is just far too time-consuming.  My life is fulfilling enough already, I'm not interested in one more thing to think about daily.  I don't see how people with a life actually pull off updating blogs 5 times a day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Secondly, as much as I want to, I haven't even kept up on reading my friends blogs.  I thought that keeping my own would encourage me to check on friends blogs daily and it would be fun.  Nope.  I don't even think about it.  This has convinced me that most blogs were mainly invented either by girls as yet another means to judge and stalk people. &lt;br /&gt;-or-&lt;br /&gt;By those looking for some sort of status by keeping others updated on secondhand information they have probably heard already or will hear again 10,000 times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blogging Summer 2008 is Lamerzzz.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-3434880376327043875?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/3434880376327043875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=3434880376327043875' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/3434880376327043875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/3434880376327043875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-already-over-blogs.html' title='I&apos;m Already Over Blogs...'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-4116868523373552985</id><published>2008-06-18T11:13:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T11:21:09.628-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Guess He Didn't Get the "Kidnapping is Illegal" Memo</title><content type='html'>Thanks to Christian of &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/shotgunforroyalty"&gt;Shotgun for Royalty&lt;/a&gt; for tipping me off to this story.&lt;br /&gt;This might be the best thing I've ever read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Italian man accused of kidnapping ex-girlfriend to get ironing, dishes done&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/AA/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;img dragover="true" src="http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Sources/Art/sourceReuters2.gif" border="0" height="20" hspace="0" vspace="0" width="140" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="udtD"&gt;updated &lt;span class="time"&gt;4:32 p.m. CT,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="date"&gt;Mon., June. 16, 2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;ROME - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.&lt;p class="textBodyBlack"&gt;&lt;span id="byLine"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home, where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="textBodyBlack"&gt;&lt;span id="byLine"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub.&lt;/p&gt;The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-4116868523373552985?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/4116868523373552985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=4116868523373552985' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/4116868523373552985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/4116868523373552985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/06/thanks-to-christian-of-shotgun-for.html' title='Guess He Didn&apos;t Get the &quot;Kidnapping is Illegal&quot; Memo'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-3972303963400600616</id><published>2008-06-17T19:36:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T19:42:33.608-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Song of the Moment</title><content type='html'>I overheard this song on 88.7 Saturday night while me and my lady were rollin down Western.&lt;br /&gt;This song is a lil old already, but since I JUST heard it, this is like the hottest shit in the world right now!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Big plus is that he possibly rolls with &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/nicob"&gt;Nico B&lt;/a&gt;'s crew, and for that he gets an A+.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Serengeti on &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/goldenfloyd"&gt;myspace&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This song is THE SHIT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;object height="80" width="300"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://media.imeem.com/m/VYV3BhJhGT/aus=false/"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://media.imeem.com/m/VYV3BhJhGT/aus=false/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="110" width="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imeem.com/groups/pJ1ZNFHw/music/lvI9Lf6M/serengeti_dennehy/"&gt;Dennehy - Serengeti&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-3972303963400600616?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/3972303963400600616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=3972303963400600616' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/3972303963400600616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/3972303963400600616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/06/song-of-moment_17.html' title='Song of the Moment'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-2557005510993989319</id><published>2008-06-10T20:22:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T17:38:53.514-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Photo of the Day</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8o8XoidyI/AAAAAAAAADI/KIYfap9Cjhg/s1600-h/0306081914-776692.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8o8XoidyI/AAAAAAAAADI/KIYfap9Cjhg/s320/0306081914-776692.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210428311492261666" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;From my Voyager&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-2557005510993989319?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/2557005510993989319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=2557005510993989319' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/2557005510993989319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/2557005510993989319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/06/photo-of-day.html' title='Photo of the Day'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8o8XoidyI/AAAAAAAAADI/KIYfap9Cjhg/s72-c/0306081914-776692.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-6245276415312125217</id><published>2008-06-10T19:34:00.012-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T17:38:54.488-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='treated'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flat brim'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joba Chamberlain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Baseball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pitching'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Yankees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ugs'/><title type='text'>Never Show your Face in this Town Again.</title><content type='html'>I've never seen &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joba_Chamberlain"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Joba&lt;/span&gt; Chamberlain&lt;/a&gt;'s eyes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8d3vNEhLI/AAAAAAAAACo/lmT4P-2qhUc/s1600-h/joba1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img dragover="true" style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8d3vNEhLI/AAAAAAAAACo/lmT4P-2qhUc/s200/joba1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210416137292252338" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Due to the moaning of many fans (and more so the team's co-owner), the New York Yankees finally caved to the pressure and decided to convert their dominant relief pitcher, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Joba&lt;/span&gt; Chamberlain, into a full-fledged starter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8d_gfO2tI/AAAAAAAAACw/NMuY8dlCCPs/s1600-h/joba2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img dragover="true" style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8d_gfO2tI/AAAAAAAAACw/NMuY8dlCCPs/s200/joba2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210416270780848850" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you haven't followed the &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Yankess&lt;/span&gt;, this guy has been just devastating. Lights out in most of his appearances.  Which is why many wanted to see him become a starting pitcher, giving him more innings to pitch (therefore supposedly helping the team win more games).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8eaLgac2I/AAAAAAAAAC4/vSeQZ6uYUxo/s1600-h/joba3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8eaLgac2I/AAAAAAAAAC4/vSeQZ6uYUxo/s200/joba3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210416729005126498" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last week he played his first game as a starter, and got ripped to shreds by the opposing team.  He lasted just 63 pitches before he was pulled.&lt;br /&gt;This man is always flat-brim low, hiding his face.  Now I know why.  This is the picture that was posted on the front of &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;MLB&lt;/span&gt;.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8fVqBMQ9I/AAAAAAAAADA/oSjq6B0B_Eo/s1600-h/joba+sucks.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8fVqBMQ9I/AAAAAAAAADA/oSjq6B0B_Eo/s200/joba+sucks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210417750807954386" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YIKES! &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;JOBA&lt;/span&gt; GOT (AND IS) TREATED.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;p.s. I hate you Yankees. &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;Lose and die. Byeee&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-6245276415312125217?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/6245276415312125217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=6245276415312125217' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/6245276415312125217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/6245276415312125217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/06/never-show-your-face-in-this-town-again.html' title='Never Show your Face in this Town Again.'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SE8d3vNEhLI/AAAAAAAAACo/lmT4P-2qhUc/s72-c/joba1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-1089277608582752571</id><published>2008-06-03T14:06:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-03T14:15:26.711-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Song of the Moment</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="300" height="80"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://media.imeem.com/m/kPQF-G53OM/aus=false/"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://media.imeem.com/m/kPQF-G53OM/aus=false/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="300" height="110" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imeem.com/jessebatesole/music/COrQH96H/weezer_heart_songs/"&gt;Heart Songs - Weezer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got my hands on Weezer's new Red Album, and while it's not a complete return to form, it's definitely a step in the right direction.  They still cannot re-capture that magic of Blue Album and Pinkerton, but Red Album is far, far superior to their last few messes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This track "Heart Songs", especially stands out to me.  At first it appears to be a trivial song about what Rivers liked listening to when he was young, but by the time the bridge arrives (many points for the Nirvana reference) the song swells into one of the more epic songs Weezer has written.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is also the most honestly Rivers has written lyrics since Pinkerton, so points for that as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weezer's Red Album is out today.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-1089277608582752571?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/1089277608582752571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=1089277608582752571' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/1089277608582752571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/1089277608582752571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/06/song-of-moment.html' title='Song of the Moment'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-8471213460378977558</id><published>2008-05-31T14:07:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-03T14:25:53.391-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='handstand'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skate tricks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rollerblading'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shirtless'/><title type='text'>Fabulous Fruit-Booting*</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YB8kD5Q0kUU&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YB8kD5Q0kUU&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last summer my friends Ryan and Robby caught this as they were filming some skateboarding footage around Lakeview.  This guy is just too good, I had to remind everyone of this man's skills! Maybe if you're lucky you can catch him on Halsted this summer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*no offense intended&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-8471213460378977558?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/8471213460378977558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=8471213460378977558' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/8471213460378977558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/8471213460378977558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/fabulous-fruit-booting.html' title='Fabulous Fruit-Booting*'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-5050854884772315484</id><published>2008-05-29T11:07:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T17:38:54.738-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Photo of the Day</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SD7U08CqzoI/AAAAAAAAACg/tHv_ItCACGY/s1600-h/0511081835-765968.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SD7U08CqzoI/AAAAAAAAACg/tHv_ItCACGY/s320/0511081835-765968.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205832225222479490" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;From my Voyager&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-5050854884772315484?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/5050854884772315484/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=5050854884772315484' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/5050854884772315484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/5050854884772315484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/photo-of-day_29.html' title='Photo of the Day'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SD7U08CqzoI/AAAAAAAAACg/tHv_ItCACGY/s72-c/0511081835-765968.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-742238284495633410</id><published>2008-05-28T02:15:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T02:23:34.279-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Remix'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Oxford'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sub Pop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='U.K. Dance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='West Coast'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='U.K. Remix'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dance Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dance Remix'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Seattle Remix'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Italo Death Metal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Foals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='U.K.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dance Party'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Maps Atlases'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Foals Remix'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Foals'/><title type='text'>Foals (Remix)</title><content type='html'>My boys in &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/mapsandatlases"&gt;Maps &amp;amp; Atlases&lt;/a&gt; are currently doing a West Coast tour with &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/foals"&gt;Foals&lt;/a&gt;, and I wish I could be there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The good news is, my friends Jimmy and Nate of &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/italiodeathmetal"&gt;Italo Death Metal&lt;/a&gt; have remixed the Foals song "Electic Bloom" (which is a jam unto itself).  Check this shit out, it's got the Chicago crowd bangin'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="80" width="300"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://media.imeem.com/m/FkCbvi-Tg-/aus=false/"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://media.imeem.com/m/FkCbvi-Tg-/aus=false/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="110" width="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imeem.com/jessebatesole/music/CnnCRyVZ/foals_electric_bloom_italo_death_metals_yrs_mix/"&gt;Electric Bloom (Italo Death Metals Y.R.S. Mix) - Foals&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-742238284495633410?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/742238284495633410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=742238284495633410' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/742238284495633410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/742238284495633410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/foals-remix.html' title='Foals (Remix)'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-930925784163483508</id><published>2008-05-27T16:48:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T17:38:54.902-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Praise Lord Jesus Allah</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDyBx8CqznI/AAAAAAAAAB4/Oe0TfFShfS0/s1600-h/600-734991.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205177964264345202" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDyBx8CqznI/AAAAAAAAAB4/Oe0TfFShfS0/s320/600-734991.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="gmail_quote"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally!  Thanks for saving my ass, recession.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="gmail_quote"&gt;I'm gonna spend it all on candy.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-930925784163483508?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/930925784163483508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=930925784163483508' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/930925784163483508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/930925784163483508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/praise-lord-jesus-allah.html' title='Praise Lord Jesus Allah'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDyBx8CqznI/AAAAAAAAAB4/Oe0TfFShfS0/s72-c/600-734991.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-387103087477009963</id><published>2008-05-27T03:30:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T02:25:31.448-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='White People Dancing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='White People'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Memorial Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Spoon'/><title type='text'>What White People Do on Memorial Night</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="400" height="326" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-1fce30db4b7c756f" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D1fce30db4b7c756f%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331294847%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7F87138DB7977290CDE17FF3F79EA2905E947887.7B700897C34ED193F6A13D6863354CC05BC9CD35%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D1fce30db4b7c756f%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DqV3gvg0Ov_JKLy7LOALAeg54I9E&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="400" height="326" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D1fce30db4b7c756f%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331294847%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D7F87138DB7977290CDE17FF3F79EA2905E947887.7B700897C34ED193F6A13D6863354CC05BC9CD35%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D1fce30db4b7c756f%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DqV3gvg0Ov_JKLy7LOALAeg54I9E&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;Dancing to some random pop-metal song (which I don't know).&lt;br /&gt;Keep in mind these are good friends of mine, and I was drunk and having a good time.&lt;br /&gt;I just thank baby jesus that I was not dancing to this at the time.&lt;br /&gt;OK, maybe it wasn't metal at all... I don't know it sounds kinda pop.&lt;br /&gt;Whatever... Seeee ya!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-387103087477009963?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/387103087477009963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=387103087477009963' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/387103087477009963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/387103087477009963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/what-white-people-do-on-memorial-night.html' title='What White People Do on Memorial Night'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-8268316480161631272</id><published>2008-05-26T10:42:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T17:38:55.076-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LG Voyager'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Verizon Voyager'/><title type='text'>Photo of the Day</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDraZcCqzmI/AAAAAAAAABw/JChb0zjLScM/s1600-h/0526080908-749525.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204712449939000930" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDraZcCqzmI/AAAAAAAAABw/JChb0zjLScM/s320/0526080908-749525.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;From my Voyager&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-8268316480161631272?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/8268316480161631272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=8268316480161631272' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/8268316480161631272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/8268316480161631272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/photo-of-day.html' title='Photo of the Day'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDraZcCqzmI/AAAAAAAAABw/JChb0zjLScM/s72-c/0526080908-749525.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-1655927741811237461</id><published>2008-05-26T01:04:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T02:48:09.261-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fugitive Records'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rest Your Head'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dolour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Suburbiac'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Seattle'/><title type='text'>Song of the Moment</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="80" width="300"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://media.imeem.com/m/JRWA08yvRG/aus=false/"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;object height="80" width="300"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imeem.com/jessebatesole/music/Cbz4qmk_/dolour_rest_your_head/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;object height="80" width="300"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://media.imeem.com/m/JRWA08yvRG/aus=false/"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://media.imeem.com/m/JRWA08yvRG/aus=false/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="110" width="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imeem.com/jessebatesole/music/Cbz4qmk_/dolour_rest_your_head/"&gt;Rest Your Head - Dolour&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am going to sporadically post songs that I am currently jamming or highly recommend checking out. There will most likely be lots of flashback songs from a few years ago that still deserve attention, along with new shit I'm digging at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This song is by Dolour, which is actually just one dude. You know, one of those things. I met this guy when I was frequenting Seattle several years back. This is off his 2002 album "Suburbiac".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-1655927741811237461?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/1655927741811237461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=1655927741811237461' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/1655927741811237461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/1655927741811237461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/song-of-moment.html' title='Song of the Moment'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-1167498143281875810</id><published>2008-05-25T19:56:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T02:27:42.046-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shiraz Dada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wish Dragon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Philadalphia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Maps Atlases'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Erin Elders'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video Blog'/><title type='text'>Typical Wish Dragon Convo.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="400" height="326" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-de99095f6181a35f" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v13.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dde99095f6181a35f%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331294847%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D36831E808AAC6394E23DE3BA8718E901BD72EDA9.1C4660ED54C67E5DD56D7EF8010017078CEF0FC2%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dde99095f6181a35f%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DKexofTOpczqWCahPR_-4fg4KLds&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="400" height="326" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v13.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dde99095f6181a35f%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331294847%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D36831E808AAC6394E23DE3BA8718E901BD72EDA9.1C4660ED54C67E5DD56D7EF8010017078CEF0FC2%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dde99095f6181a35f%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DKexofTOpczqWCahPR_-4fg4KLds&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been fortunate enough to travel with my friends in &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/mapsandatlases"&gt;Maps &amp;amp; Atlases&lt;/a&gt; from time-to-time when they are touring, and it's always a blast. We travel in a white van named Wish Dragon ("Wishy" for short). Here is a glimpse into Wishy as we rolled into Philadelphia back in February.&lt;br /&gt;Setup by Erin. Insult by me. Punchline by Shiraz. Treated.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-1167498143281875810?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/1167498143281875810/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=1167498143281875810' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/1167498143281875810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/1167498143281875810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/typical-wish-dragon-convo.html' title='Typical Wish Dragon Convo.'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-4746426252480998857</id><published>2008-05-25T13:18:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T17:38:55.404-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LG Voyager'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goose Island'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Verizon Voyager'/><title type='text'>Photo of the Day</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDmtl8CqzkI/AAAAAAAAABc/JiNcvSvKBV8/s1600-h/0424080251-743172.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDmtl8CqzkI/AAAAAAAAABc/JiNcvSvKBV8/s320/0424080251-743172.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204381711687405122" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;From my Voyager&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-4746426252480998857?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/4746426252480998857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=4746426252480998857' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/4746426252480998857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/4746426252480998857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/picture-of-day.html' title='Photo of the Day'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDmtl8CqzkI/AAAAAAAAABc/JiNcvSvKBV8/s72-c/0424080251-743172.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-8738623858699078521</id><published>2008-05-24T21:10:00.025-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T02:53:31.237-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Playhaus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dos Butt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dance Party'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Underage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='KDM'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wicker Park'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lava Lounge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hipsters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Murder Club'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hollywood Holt'/><title type='text'>The state of Chicago "Parties", etc.</title><content type='html'>So, check out this flyer:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.going.com/thumbnails/5c9/wh500_1500_user_20080523_161120_0.36747900.jpeg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have some things to say about this.&lt;br /&gt;My friend Ephraim is putting on this shindig with some buddies of his. The theme is "Taking Back Chicago", saving us all from the shitty "parties" going on around town.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First of all, I want to make it clear that I love Ephraim. I met him waay back and he is one of the most genuine people I've met in this town. He is always fun and ready to get "awesome". I will be supporting this event, making a rare appearance out-and-about town because I appreciate the concept behind the event, and mainly just because I like Ephraim. But let's be honest, the new Lava Lounge sucks. Bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But my point is, seriously, none of these events are really parties. It's just... going to a bar. These aren't even real dance clubs. The whole concept of having the same dozen kids DJing each week at different bars throughout Wicker Park is so played out at this point, I really can't believe people are still into it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If these people really cared about parties, they'd be throwing house parties and DJing. What ever happened to house parties!?! I think they died in Chicago after the summer of 2006. Seriously, I haven't been to a good one since then.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah I know its rough having house parties, and you just don't want to put forth the effort as you get older and have had your parties busted by police the last 12 times. I definitely know that from experience. That's why after Texas Ballroom, The Western Front and The Wrightwood House I now live in a small 2-bedroom apartment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm just sayin'.&lt;br /&gt;Stop calling hanging out at bars "parties". Please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As noble as the concept of this particular event is, it is only one DJ set by whomever away from becoming just as shitty as Rehab or anything at Funky Buddha Lounge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish Ephraim &amp;amp; Co. the best with this night, because I know their hearts are in the right place. Just gotta keep all the disgusting underage kids with their disgusting makeup out. They should be at real house parties anyways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whatever, I'm a bitch. I'll see you there. I'll be partying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EDIT: I have to give props to the guys who did &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/theplayhaus"&gt;Playhaus&lt;/a&gt; while it was around for doing the only really legit DJ house parties over the last couple years. That shit was good. A prime example for everyone else. Props also to Das &amp;amp; &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/dosbutt"&gt;Dos Butt&lt;/a&gt; for carrying on the tradition, albeit the focus is more sleaze &amp;amp; wackiness than music.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-8738623858699078521?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/8738623858699078521/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=8738623858699078521' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/8738623858699078521'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/8738623858699078521'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/state-of-chicago-parties-etc.html' title='The state of Chicago &quot;Parties&quot;, etc.'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-9120615002009888942</id><published>2008-05-24T20:49:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T03:27:18.264-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lint Roller'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Apparel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Backstock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gay Love'/><title type='text'>Lint Rolling.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="400" height="326" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-c4ad463f49fb80ed" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v22.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dc4ad463f49fb80ed%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331294847%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D54B26D5E98799192ABAF8F30BD9F7B4CBBC8E8EB.8450EF1DC71BE3F1FA2C2CD1E2CD2E0134934DDA%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dc4ad463f49fb80ed%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DdhgpJt9NB2If0et3zOziY_CpFrw&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="400" height="326" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v22.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dc4ad463f49fb80ed%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331294847%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D54B26D5E98799192ABAF8F30BD9F7B4CBBC8E8EB.8450EF1DC71BE3F1FA2C2CD1E2CD2E0134934DDA%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dc4ad463f49fb80ed%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DdhgpJt9NB2If0et3zOziY_CpFrw&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My employees take care of each other.  Here Justin is making sure Matt is hair-free. He's good like that.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-9120615002009888942?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/9120615002009888942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=9120615002009888942' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/9120615002009888942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/9120615002009888942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/lint-rolling.html' title='Lint Rolling.'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-6338470568967976090</id><published>2008-05-24T20:41:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T17:38:55.816-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Central Division'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Leauge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Era'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Baseball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago White Sox'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Minnesota Twins'/><title type='text'>Twinkies.</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDjD08CqzjI/AAAAAAAAABU/L3dV5Zg0mZc/s1600-h/0524081955-799650.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDjD08CqzjI/AAAAAAAAABU/L3dV5Zg0mZc/s320/0524081955-799650.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204124683664543282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Now that I have a fresh New Era Twins hat I can properly rep my home team.  Don't get me wrong, my loyalty is to the White Sox, but in case they drop the ball in the AL Central, I'm rooting Twins all the way.  The two most surprising teams in the division so far, I call one of them taking the Central title this season.  I'm loving how pathetic the Tigers are, and let's be honest: the Indians were never really as good as all the columnists claimed pre-season.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-6338470568967976090?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/6338470568967976090/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=6338470568967976090' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/6338470568967976090'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/6338470568967976090'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-is-best-picture-of-me-ever_24.html' title='Twinkies.'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDjD08CqzjI/AAAAAAAAABU/L3dV5Zg0mZc/s72-c/0524081955-799650.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3986345415844841620.post-6484649713699278270</id><published>2008-05-24T18:14:00.014-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-28T02:31:37.626-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blogs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesse The Jealousy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blogspot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LiveJournal'/><title type='text'>Where Do We Begin...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Welcome to The Jealousy, my new personal blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It seems as though everyone is jumping on the blogging bandwagon as of late, and that's great.  It gets boring refreshing &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;myspace&lt;/span&gt; all day, and blogs seem to be as good a time-waster as anything.&lt;br /&gt;I was flirting with the idea of re-igniting my old LiveJournal, but then realized that would be sooo 2003. No one uses that shit anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We'll have to see what this blog ends up being... mainly just rants and personal reflections, probably lots of music recommendations and entertaining tidbits.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK, Seeeee ya!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/brokenchicago/hotmesssummer2008.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3986345415844841620-6484649713699278270?l=jessethejealousy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/feeds/6484649713699278270/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3986345415844841620&amp;postID=6484649713699278270' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/6484649713699278270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3986345415844841620/posts/default/6484649713699278270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jessethejealousy.blogspot.com/2008/05/getting-up-to-date.html' title='Where Do We Begin...'/><author><name>Jesse The Jealousy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_62DHVzckF1s/SDicfcCqziI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JtIJ4vojvZ4/S220/mets1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
