This might be the best thing I've ever read.
Italian man accused of kidnapping ex-girlfriend to get ironing, dishes done
updated 4:32 p.m. CT, Mon., June. 16, 2008
ROME - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.
The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home, where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said.
Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub.The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.